Donald Trump VS Science (satire)

Last Monday night Donald Trump has had the breakthrough of a lifetime. After hours of work Donald Trump has proven science wrong, in the late hours of the morning Donald polishing team have been able to polish Egyptian cotton until it reflects like a mirror. Many scientists, including NASA, told Donald repeatedly that “its impossible to polish cotton as, well… Its cotton”. But Donald persevered through thick and thin and came out of his labs at about 4:30 am and presented his finding to the world. Donald Trump said in an interview “After many hours of work my men finally polished the cotton till it glistened, but further we polished it until the cotton began to reflect like a mirror, I now have this cotton in my bathroom and, yes, it meets all expectations and more”. The ecstatic trump then released a statement to the general public saying that science is all mumbo jumbo and to not be sucked in. The world leaders are convening to talk about issues like, “is science all a big scam?” ‘should we elected Donald Trump as a world leader?’ has also been generally asked. After Donald’s success in his work he stated to the country that he would single handedly rid this country of the lies that is science. Rebel threats have been made byh the false president Obama and Kanye west. It is rumored that kanye and Obama have teamed up into some kind of dream team. Donald made a statement earlier today saying “No, Obama and Kanye the dream team, are not a threat to the great America.” Donald has said that if you feel slightly threatened or scared you should by a firearm, as they are very useful for a range of problems. Donald Trump has claimed at the start of his reign that nothing will hold him back and he has proved it by firstly defeating Korea and now science. Does this man have boundaries? Probably not.

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